It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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