he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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