marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Operation Purity has been aborted
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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