we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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