You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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