She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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