Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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