i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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