No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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