Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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