Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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