He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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