I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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