Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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