We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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