everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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