Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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