I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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