i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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