so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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