Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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