We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We are all done wearing pants today
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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