Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?