I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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