Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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