omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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