I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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