On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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