You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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