i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
