We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Terrible idea I love it
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