covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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