I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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