This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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