Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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