Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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