think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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