ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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