Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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