This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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