In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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