I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
well, you know. whores of a feather.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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