Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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