We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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