if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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