I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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