we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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