I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I would ride that face into the sunset
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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