can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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