Umm I'm too high to move.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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