Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
