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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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