what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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