so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We are two peas in an std pod
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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