Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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